Creative piece leprechauns versus giants

One day the leprechaun king (Joe O’Reilly) and the giant king (Gerry Humongesour) are trying to negotiate on land.
Joe O’Reily: I will give you 3/4 of our grass land so you can harvest your big food for 5/4 of your coal mine so we can have some profit to expand our kingdom.
Gerry Humongesour: Well, that doesn’t seem fair, how about I give you 1/4 half of our coal mine for 1/5 of your grass land.
Joe O’Reily: That’s it! I gave you all of my options and there is only one more option I will give you: War!
Gerry Humongesour: Fine! Bring it on little tiny leprechaun!
Now the Giants and the Leprechauns are getting ready for war.
Leprechaun scientist: Ok, with all of our work shown this explosive magic bomb will transport victim giants into leprechauns so we can use them to make more weapons or whatever we need done.
Joe O’ Reily: do you have any proof that it will work?
Leprechaun scientist: Yes we do, we managed to capture a giant and use the explosive bomb on him.
Leprechaun scientist chief: put in the coordinates for firing the explosive bomb! Ready everyone?
Leprechaun staff: yes sir!
Leprechaun scientist chief: ready, aim, fire!
Explosive potion is launched at the giant
Victim giant: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! NO PLEASE STOP! GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Victim giant turns into leprechaun.
Joe O’Reily: make as many explosive bombs that you can before the war starts.
Leprechaun staff: Yes sir!
Joe O’Reily exits and goes to geographic leprechaun whiz.
Geographic leprechaun whiz: Hi sir, take a seat.
Joe O’ Reily: what is our perimeter for our battlefield?
Geographic leprechaun whiz: If my calculations are correct, do you see that second tree? Ok, well our biggest force can take over that section and take the giants by surprise we can make our troops make a base at that location.
Joe O’Reily: That is crucial; do you know how many giants there are at that point?
Geographic leprechaun whiz: I am estimation about 20 giants but they are powerful.
Joe O’Reily: please excuse me I need to go talk to the weapon station.
Meanwhile the giants are having a conference at their base.
Gerry Humongesour: How much territory do we have?
Giant geographic whiz: Well depending on how many leprechauns they have we have about 10/6 of the land and now the—
Gerry Humongesour cuts off
Gerry Humongesour: I don’t have time for this; I need to go to the weapon station.
Giant engineer: we have all the weapons we need let me show you our biggest one.
Giant engineer gets out the machine gun 5200 it takes three giants to carry to the platform.
Gerry Humongesour: HOLY COW! That is huge it’s even taller than me and I’m the tallest giant in the kingdom.
Meanwhile back at the leprechaun weapon station.
Joe O’ Reily: so what weapons have the most power?
(Suddenly the base shakes)
Joe O Reily: What the heck was that?
Joe O’Reily’s cell phone rings
Base leader: Sir, the Giants just attacked us we need orders!
Joe O’Reily: I wasn’t ready yet but ok, get the guns out and square off the base with the troopers and get the huge machines out and head for their base.
Base Leader: Yes sir!
Base leader goes on intercom
Base leader: all troopers go to weapon station stat! Grab guns and square off the base! Also, troopers grab the giant machines and head for the giants base.
Giants base leader see’s leprechaun’s massive machines and panics
Joe O’Reily: get the 5200 gun out and start shooting the leprechauns!
Base leader: Ready! Set, Fire!
(5200 gun shoots leprechauns)
Joe O’Reily: red alert! Red alert! Troops guard all entrances; I repeat troops guard all entrances including windows.
Base leader: we need more troops; troop commander recruit more troops stat!
Troop commander: yes sir!
Troop commander: all troops report to the meeting room stat, I repeat meet in the meeting room stat!
Joe O Reilly: this war is getting out of hand (puts his finger on a button which protects the meeting room from any harm.
Meanwhile back at the giants’ base
Gerry Humongesour: base leader, starts shooting at the protective shield keep shooting until all off the shield is gone!
Meanwhile back at Leprechaun base
BOOM! The base shakes
Joe O’Reilly’s phone rings
Base Commander: sir the giants are shooting at the protective shield!
Joe O’Reily: ok get the rest of the trrops and start shooting the leprechauns
Base commander: Yes sir!
Base commander: rest of troopers go outside and kill the leprecauns!
Meanwhile back at the Giants base
Gerry Humongesour: this war is getting out of hand, im going to go to their base a settle a truce come with my with some troops grab my gun.
Gerry Humongesour: everyone have their weapon handy? Ok! Move in troops check if Th coast is clear.
Troopers: yes sir! all clear!
Gerry Humongesour goes by Joe O reilly
Gerry Humongesour: This war is getting out of hand too many people are dying.
Joe O’ Reilly: agreed
Gerry Humongesour: I will give you 9/4 of anything you want for 9/4 of anything I want in land.
Joe O Reilly: agreed now lets call of the war in case more people die.
Gerry Humongesour: giants return back to base! The war is over back to the base stat!
Giants: yes sir!
Joe O Reilly: all leprechauns go back to base the war is over!
Leprechaun troops: yes sir!
Now the war is over and the giants and the leprechauns go back to their normal lives and no more wars are going to happen. Or are going to be…….?