One day a cab driver named Bob drives up to a man, the man didn’t seem to fit in the century, but Bob picked him up anyway because he needed the buisness.
Bob: Hello, sir where do you want me to take you?
Death: Nowhere, you are going to die before this ride is over.
Bob: What the heck are you talking about? Who the heck are you?
Death: You are going to hit a lady and you are going to have a concussion and die, I am Death the leader of lost souls.
Bob: Uhhhhh, Ok weird, im not going to start the car then.
Death: Yes you are, you are supposed to die I didn’t come to see you live.
Bob: Well sorry, im not going to die today, im to depressed.
Death: That’s great! Depressed is good! NOW START THE CAR!
Bob: No! im going to get out of the car now
(Death locks all the doors and windows with his powers.)
Bob: Why did you just do that?
Death: I told you, you are going to die.
(Death starts the car)
(Bob takes the key out)
Bob: What the heck is your problem?
Death: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! NOW DIE!
(Bob smashes the door open)
(Bob runs away from death)
Death: You have been warned, now I am going to kill you! MUAHAHAHAHA!
(Bob rushes to his house)
(Bob locks everything)
(Death goes to his house)
Death: Death kills the man and takes him undergound and lost forever, but what you may not know is that death is the one who is killed one big twist of events right?
Monday, February 22, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Godfather Death by Jakob and Wilhelm Grimn
Most people have Godfathers but this child’s dad picked Death to be the godfather because the man had no choice. The dad was really poor and Death takes the rich and the poor. The short story Godfather Death Jakob and Wilhelm Grimn tells a unrealistic negative tale.
The mode of literature is an Irony because the story is unrealistic. The kid is not in control because Death takes control over the kid. The world is in chaos because death comes into the world and that cannot happen. The Godfather has power of life and death, The doctor gives the king a herb to let him live. Death was furious but he gave the doctor another chance.
The short story Godfather Death Jakob and Wilhelm Grimn tell a unrealistic tail. The story was unrealistic because the main character was never in control
The mode of literature is an Irony because the story is unrealistic. The kid is not in control because Death takes control over the kid. The world is in chaos because death comes into the world and that cannot happen. The Godfather has power of life and death, The doctor gives the king a herb to let him live. Death was furious but he gave the doctor another chance.
The short story Godfather Death Jakob and Wilhelm Grimn tell a unrealistic tail. The story was unrealistic because the main character was never in control
Monday, February 8, 2010
Day Of The Butterfly by Alice Munro
Imagine living in the town for your whole kid life and you have to take care of your little brother. You cannot play with your friends because your little brother is scared because kids are waiting for him to corner him. This is how the children feel in the story "Day Of The Butterfly".
In the 1960’s in the United States children in the south had to go to certain schools because of their color. In this story boys and girls are seperated by gender. The girls were mean to each other and they didn’t even include Myra the main character. They were nasty to Myra because the girls didn’t like Myra and they were mocking her because of the time period. In the 1960’s it is the same situation but then they were separated by color than gender.
A symbol from the story is the butterfly because it symbolizes friendship. The butterfly came from her friend in a box of Cracker Jack. Helen is being friendly because she doesn’t want Myra get caught in the same situation as the narrator. And Helen doesn’t get caught in the same situation as Myra after all.
In conclusion Myra doesn’t get in the same situation so Myra’s life wont be as bad as Helen’s. I learned that you shouldn't be criticized because of your color or your gender.
In the 1960’s in the United States children in the south had to go to certain schools because of their color. In this story boys and girls are seperated by gender. The girls were mean to each other and they didn’t even include Myra the main character. They were nasty to Myra because the girls didn’t like Myra and they were mocking her because of the time period. In the 1960’s it is the same situation but then they were separated by color than gender.
A symbol from the story is the butterfly because it symbolizes friendship. The butterfly came from her friend in a box of Cracker Jack. Helen is being friendly because she doesn’t want Myra get caught in the same situation as the narrator. And Helen doesn’t get caught in the same situation as Myra after all.
In conclusion Myra doesn’t get in the same situation so Myra’s life wont be as bad as Helen’s. I learned that you shouldn't be criticized because of your color or your gender.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Creative piece leprechauns versus giants
One day the leprechaun king (Joe O’Reilly) and the giant king (Gerry Humongesour) are trying to negotiate on land.
Joe O’Reily: I will give you 3/4 of our grass land so you can harvest your big food for 5/4 of your coal mine so we can have some profit to expand our kingdom.
Gerry Humongesour: Well, that doesn’t seem fair, how about I give you 1/4 half of our coal mine for 1/5 of your grass land.
Joe O’Reily: That’s it! I gave you all of my options and there is only one more option I will give you: War!
Gerry Humongesour: Fine! Bring it on little tiny leprechaun!
Now the Giants and the Leprechauns are getting ready for war.
Leprechaun scientist: Ok, with all of our work shown this explosive magic bomb will transport victim giants into leprechauns so we can use them to make more weapons or whatever we need done.
Joe O’ Reily: do you have any proof that it will work?
Leprechaun scientist: Yes we do, we managed to capture a giant and use the explosive bomb on him.
Leprechaun scientist chief: put in the coordinates for firing the explosive bomb! Ready everyone?
Leprechaun staff: yes sir!
Leprechaun scientist chief: ready, aim, fire!
Explosive potion is launched at the giant
Victim giant: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! NO PLEASE STOP! GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Victim giant turns into leprechaun.
Joe O’Reily: make as many explosive bombs that you can before the war starts.
Leprechaun staff: Yes sir!
Joe O’Reily exits and goes to geographic leprechaun whiz.
Geographic leprechaun whiz: Hi sir, take a seat.
Joe O’ Reily: what is our perimeter for our battlefield?
Geographic leprechaun whiz: If my calculations are correct, do you see that second tree? Ok, well our biggest force can take over that section and take the giants by surprise we can make our troops make a base at that location.
Joe O’Reily: That is crucial; do you know how many giants there are at that point?
Geographic leprechaun whiz: I am estimation about 20 giants but they are powerful.
Joe O’Reily: please excuse me I need to go talk to the weapon station.
Meanwhile the giants are having a conference at their base.
Gerry Humongesour: How much territory do we have?
Giant geographic whiz: Well depending on how many leprechauns they have we have about 10/6 of the land and now the—
Gerry Humongesour cuts off
Gerry Humongesour: I don’t have time for this; I need to go to the weapon station.
Giant engineer: we have all the weapons we need let me show you our biggest one.
Giant engineer gets out the machine gun 5200 it takes three giants to carry to the platform.
Gerry Humongesour: HOLY COW! That is huge it’s even taller than me and I’m the tallest giant in the kingdom.
Meanwhile back at the leprechaun weapon station.
Joe O’ Reily: so what weapons have the most power?
(Suddenly the base shakes)
Joe O Reily: What the heck was that?
Joe O’Reily’s cell phone rings
Base leader: Sir, the Giants just attacked us we need orders!
Joe O’Reily: I wasn’t ready yet but ok, get the guns out and square off the base with the troopers and get the huge machines out and head for their base.
Base Leader: Yes sir!
Base leader goes on intercom
Base leader: all troopers go to weapon station stat! Grab guns and square off the base! Also, troopers grab the giant machines and head for the giants base.
Giants base leader see’s leprechaun’s massive machines and panics
Joe O’Reily: get the 5200 gun out and start shooting the leprechauns!
Base leader: Ready! Set, Fire!
(5200 gun shoots leprechauns)
Joe O’Reily: red alert! Red alert! Troops guard all entrances; I repeat troops guard all entrances including windows.
Base leader: we need more troops; troop commander recruit more troops stat!
Troop commander: yes sir!
Troop commander: all troops report to the meeting room stat, I repeat meet in the meeting room stat!
Joe O Reilly: this war is getting out of hand (puts his finger on a button which protects the meeting room from any harm.
Meanwhile back at the giants’ base
Gerry Humongesour: base leader, starts shooting at the protective shield keep shooting until all off the shield is gone!
Meanwhile back at Leprechaun base
BOOM! The base shakes
Joe O’Reilly’s phone rings
Base Commander: sir the giants are shooting at the protective shield!
Joe O’Reily: ok get the rest of the trrops and start shooting the leprechauns
Base commander: Yes sir!
Base commander: rest of troopers go outside and kill the leprecauns!
Meanwhile back at the Giants base
Gerry Humongesour: this war is getting out of hand, im going to go to their base a settle a truce come with my with some troops grab my gun.
Gerry Humongesour: everyone have their weapon handy? Ok! Move in troops check if Th coast is clear.
Troopers: yes sir! all clear!
Gerry Humongesour goes by Joe O reilly
Gerry Humongesour: This war is getting out of hand too many people are dying.
Joe O’ Reilly: agreed
Gerry Humongesour: I will give you 9/4 of anything you want for 9/4 of anything I want in land.
Joe O Reilly: agreed now lets call of the war in case more people die.
Gerry Humongesour: giants return back to base! The war is over back to the base stat!
Giants: yes sir!
Joe O Reilly: all leprechauns go back to base the war is over!
Leprechaun troops: yes sir!
Now the war is over and the giants and the leprechauns go back to their normal lives and no more wars are going to happen. Or are going to be…….?
Joe O’Reily: I will give you 3/4 of our grass land so you can harvest your big food for 5/4 of your coal mine so we can have some profit to expand our kingdom.
Gerry Humongesour: Well, that doesn’t seem fair, how about I give you 1/4 half of our coal mine for 1/5 of your grass land.
Joe O’Reily: That’s it! I gave you all of my options and there is only one more option I will give you: War!
Gerry Humongesour: Fine! Bring it on little tiny leprechaun!
Now the Giants and the Leprechauns are getting ready for war.
Leprechaun scientist: Ok, with all of our work shown this explosive magic bomb will transport victim giants into leprechauns so we can use them to make more weapons or whatever we need done.
Joe O’ Reily: do you have any proof that it will work?
Leprechaun scientist: Yes we do, we managed to capture a giant and use the explosive bomb on him.
Leprechaun scientist chief: put in the coordinates for firing the explosive bomb! Ready everyone?
Leprechaun staff: yes sir!
Leprechaun scientist chief: ready, aim, fire!
Explosive potion is launched at the giant
Victim giant: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! NO PLEASE STOP! GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Victim giant turns into leprechaun.
Joe O’Reily: make as many explosive bombs that you can before the war starts.
Leprechaun staff: Yes sir!
Joe O’Reily exits and goes to geographic leprechaun whiz.
Geographic leprechaun whiz: Hi sir, take a seat.
Joe O’ Reily: what is our perimeter for our battlefield?
Geographic leprechaun whiz: If my calculations are correct, do you see that second tree? Ok, well our biggest force can take over that section and take the giants by surprise we can make our troops make a base at that location.
Joe O’Reily: That is crucial; do you know how many giants there are at that point?
Geographic leprechaun whiz: I am estimation about 20 giants but they are powerful.
Joe O’Reily: please excuse me I need to go talk to the weapon station.
Meanwhile the giants are having a conference at their base.
Gerry Humongesour: How much territory do we have?
Giant geographic whiz: Well depending on how many leprechauns they have we have about 10/6 of the land and now the—
Gerry Humongesour cuts off
Gerry Humongesour: I don’t have time for this; I need to go to the weapon station.
Giant engineer: we have all the weapons we need let me show you our biggest one.
Giant engineer gets out the machine gun 5200 it takes three giants to carry to the platform.
Gerry Humongesour: HOLY COW! That is huge it’s even taller than me and I’m the tallest giant in the kingdom.
Meanwhile back at the leprechaun weapon station.
Joe O’ Reily: so what weapons have the most power?
(Suddenly the base shakes)
Joe O Reily: What the heck was that?
Joe O’Reily’s cell phone rings
Base leader: Sir, the Giants just attacked us we need orders!
Joe O’Reily: I wasn’t ready yet but ok, get the guns out and square off the base with the troopers and get the huge machines out and head for their base.
Base Leader: Yes sir!
Base leader goes on intercom
Base leader: all troopers go to weapon station stat! Grab guns and square off the base! Also, troopers grab the giant machines and head for the giants base.
Giants base leader see’s leprechaun’s massive machines and panics
Joe O’Reily: get the 5200 gun out and start shooting the leprechauns!
Base leader: Ready! Set, Fire!
(5200 gun shoots leprechauns)
Joe O’Reily: red alert! Red alert! Troops guard all entrances; I repeat troops guard all entrances including windows.
Base leader: we need more troops; troop commander recruit more troops stat!
Troop commander: yes sir!
Troop commander: all troops report to the meeting room stat, I repeat meet in the meeting room stat!
Joe O Reilly: this war is getting out of hand (puts his finger on a button which protects the meeting room from any harm.
Meanwhile back at the giants’ base
Gerry Humongesour: base leader, starts shooting at the protective shield keep shooting until all off the shield is gone!
Meanwhile back at Leprechaun base
BOOM! The base shakes
Joe O’Reilly’s phone rings
Base Commander: sir the giants are shooting at the protective shield!
Joe O’Reily: ok get the rest of the trrops and start shooting the leprechauns
Base commander: Yes sir!
Base commander: rest of troopers go outside and kill the leprecauns!
Meanwhile back at the Giants base
Gerry Humongesour: this war is getting out of hand, im going to go to their base a settle a truce come with my with some troops grab my gun.
Gerry Humongesour: everyone have their weapon handy? Ok! Move in troops check if Th coast is clear.
Troopers: yes sir! all clear!
Gerry Humongesour goes by Joe O reilly
Gerry Humongesour: This war is getting out of hand too many people are dying.
Joe O’ Reilly: agreed
Gerry Humongesour: I will give you 9/4 of anything you want for 9/4 of anything I want in land.
Joe O Reilly: agreed now lets call of the war in case more people die.
Gerry Humongesour: giants return back to base! The war is over back to the base stat!
Giants: yes sir!
Joe O Reilly: all leprechauns go back to base the war is over!
Leprechaun troops: yes sir!
Now the war is over and the giants and the leprechauns go back to their normal lives and no more wars are going to happen. Or are going to be…….?
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